Even beginners can be fashionably ostentatious in the blink of an eye. You only need to know single and half double crochet, so you can grab some aran weight yarn (I chose sparkly), whip this hat up in an hour or two and rock your look in time to hit the clubs.

Hat is made from the top down. It's easy to adjust; try on as you go and add extra rounds if you want to make it longer so it covers your ears.